the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
SOMEONE BUY ME ONE AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
I NEED ONE STAT!!!!
Balding Memo Pad
Yoshi Edition Nintendo 3DS XL Available March 14
[Press release] Launching on the same day as Yoshi’s latest video game adventure, Yoshi’s New Island, is a green Yoshi Edition Nintendo 3DS XL system that features an image of Yoshi on the front, as well as a series of cute Yoshi eggs on the back. The system will launch on March 14 at a suggested retail price of $199.99.
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
Believe that’s called a relationship
please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful